Bubba Stories No. 7

No. 7, Meeting Raphinii
Bubba: “Hello Miss. Could you help me find my way? I’m a little lost.”
Lady: “You another one of those condescending villagers? I can’t believe ya’ll ain’t sick of the estrangement jokes already. Gee! I get it! I get it! Apparently that’s what I get for loving my man too much.
Bubba: “I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do anything! My name is Bubba. I’m searching for an indescribable feeling I have.”
Lady: “Oh.. I’m sorry pumpkin. My name is Raphinii. Please, come with me. I don’t get too much actual company.”